Badi Problem

AREY BHAI SUNN NA, AREY BHAI SUNN NA
HAAN BHAI KYA HAI?
KYA HAAL HAIN, KYA HAAL HAIN
BHAI KISI NE MOOH PE KULCHA PHENK KE MAAR DIYA YAAR,
BADI PROBLEMS HAIN
MUJHE PATA HAIN KISNE MAARA HAI
KHAIR CHHOD

OHH BHAI SUN MUJHE PATA HAI JALI HAIN TERI
AUR MAIN NA TERE JALE PE NAMAK CHHIDAK RAHA HOON
ITNA GORA HOON KE MUJHE DEKH SOORAJ DHAL GAYA
YEH JOH ROSHINI HAIN NA ABEY MAIN CHAMAK RAHA HOON

ABEY CHAL, BLAH BLAH GORA DIKHTA
SUBAH UTHA, MERE BADAN PE 500 KA NOTE CHIPKA
ABEY 2000 KE NOTON KI BEDSHEET PE SOYA THA
YEH 500 WALA SAATH MEIN KAUN LIPTA

PAISE KA KYA HAIN BHAI BODY SAB KUCH HOTI HAIN
BADE BODYBUILDERS KO MAIN GYAAN BAANT RAHA HOON
KAL GYM GAYA LEG MAARA ITNE BADE HO GAYE
BHOOKHE NANGON KO MAIN LEG PIECE BAANT RAHA HOON

BODY CHHOD, MERA PRIVATE JET HUA KHARAB
COLLEGE JALDI JAANA THA, PAR LATE HUA JANAAB
WAISE TOH CHOPPER SE NEECHE KI KABHI BAAT NAHI KARTA
PAR MERKEDEES KO PADA MUJHE CHHOONA JANAAB

CAR CHHOD BANDIYAN TOH SAARI TERE BHAI KI
BAAKI LAUNDON KE LIYE AKAAL PADH GAYA
RAAT TELESCOPE DEKHA AANKHEIN MAAR DI MARS KO
JAAKE DEKH NA WOH SHARMA KE HEE LAAL PADH GAYA

ACHA TERI WAJAH SE MARS PE SHOR HO RAHA THA?
MUJHE URANUS JAANA THA, KYUNKI MAIN BORE HO RAHA THA
RASTE MEIN SATURN PE RING GIRI MERI
AUR PHIR WAAPIS BHI NA KARI, SATURN CHOR HO RAKHA

KUCH BHI! YEH KOI PROBLEM THODI NA HOTI HAI BHAI

PROBLEM MERI BADI HAI
BHAI MERI BADI HAI
SAALE MERI BADI HAI
ABEY MERI BADI HAI
TERI DIKH BHI NAHI RAHI, TERI KITNI BADI HAI
MUSHKIL GHADI HAIN AUR TUJHE TERI PADI HAI

KYUNKI MERI BADI HAI
BHAI MERI BADI HAI
SAALE MERI BADI HAI
ABEY MERI BADI HAI
TERI DIKH BHI NAHI RAHI, TERI KITNI BADI HAI
MUSHKIL GHADI HAIN AUR TUJHE ISKI PADI HAI

BHAI SUNN
DHEERE BOL
BHAI YAHI CHEEZ SRUSHTI KARTI NA, TOH 40 LEKE JAATI
SACH HAI YEH

CHAL CHHOD, BHAI MERA DANDI BONA SUNN

AUDITION ITNA SAHI, FIR BHI SEAL NA HUA
APNE PICHLE SCORE SE HEE MAIN HEAL NA HUA
MAINE DIYA MERA DIL, GURDA BHI DIYA
DINO BHAI, AAJ BHI CONNECTION FEEL NA HUA?

AUR YEH 9 SYLLABLE ASSONANCE AUR INTEGRATED
RHYMINGS SUNN KE KHATAM HO CHUKA HAI BRAIN KA YEH FUEL
ZAROORI SOOCHNA RAP SEEKHNE KE LIYE
AAJ HEE JOIN KARIYE EPR PUBLIC SCHOOL

BHAI SAB KUCH DIYA, LACK KIYA HEE NAHI
AAJ CONTENT DIYA, RAP KIYA HEE NAHI
MOMENT HAIN BHAI, AAJ JEE LETE HAIN ISEY
BARFEST KARTE HAIN JAISA KIYA HEE NAHI

SACH KO ANDAR AANE DOON MAIN, KEH MUJHKO 10-DULKAR
TRIGGER KARUN BAATON SE, NA HAATH REHTA BANDOOK PAR
MAUT SE KHELNE KA SHAUQ, HASTA MAIN YAMDOOT PAR
HUM EK SAFAR PE NAHI, APNE SAFAR SE TU HUM DOOR KAR

BHOOL MAT, AAYA DHOOL SE, AB MERE PAIRON KI DHOOL BANN
YA AAYA BHOOL SE QUBOOL KAR, CHAL USOOL PAR
RAPPERS KA BHOOKHA, BANUN BHEDIYA MAIN FULL MOON PAR
KYUN MAIN ITNA CRUEL, BOOTH SE BAHAR AAU MAI KHOON CHOOS KAR
AYYOO IT IS A ZEN 10 FOR ME, LET’S GOOOOO

HAAN CHAL APNA RASTA LE, MILNA NAHI HAIN MOD PAR
DIKH JAU JOH GALTI SE, SALAAM KARNA DAUD KAR
BACCHON WALE KHEL, TU JEETA HOGA SHAYAD
PAR TU KHEL NAHI PAYEGA, JOH PHEKUNGA MAIN YORKER

PEETH PEECHE NA, MOONH PE VAAR KARTE HAIN
DHOKEBAAZ BANDE, AKSAR PEHLE PYAAR KARTE HAIN
JOH KAMAUNGA, AADHA-AADHA AAJ BAANT DUNGA
BETA UNGLI NA KARNA, SEEDHA HAATH KAAT DUNGA

BHAI MAZA AAYA, YEH GAANA DAILY BAJAO
OYE LAUNDON, CHALO KHADE HO JAO

PHIR BHI SCORE SAALA TOP KABHI CHOOMA HEE NAHI
PROBLEM HEE TOH YAHI HAIN KI WOH GHOOMA HEE NAHI
ABEY YAAR BT BOHOT BADI HAI.

PAR MERI BADI HAI
BHAI MERI BADI HAI
SAALE MERI BADI HAI
ABEY MERI BADI HAI
TERI DIKH BHI NAHI RAHI, TERI KITNI BADI HAI
MUSHKIL GHADI HAIN AUR TUJHE TERI PADI HAI

KYUNKI MERI BADI HAI
BHAI MERI BADI HAI
SAALE MERI BADI HAI
ABEY MERI BADI HAI
TERI DIKH KYUN NAHI RAHI, TERI KITNI BADI HAIN
MUSHKIL GHADI HAI AUR TUJHE TERI PADI HAIN
SAALE MERI BADI HAI
ABEY KYA?
PROBLEM YAAR BAAKI SAB TOH…