I Sent My Therapist To Therapy

He said
Take a seat over there on the chair by the couch Tell me what you’ve been thinking about
There’s nothing you can say That’s outa bounds
You can trust me swear I’m here for you now I’ve heard it all before
He took out his pen But as he
wrote down each Each thing that I said

Oh Well
The mood just changed He started acting strange
And this was our next exchange He said
I’ll tell you what I’m sorry but I don’t think I can be Of any help
Think I need help now’s what he said to me might even need it more than me now
Oh the irony I’m so messed up I sent my therapist to therapy

I’ll tell you what I’m sorry but I thought I’d never see A case as bad as yours
Don’t think I have a remedy Think he needs help now Oh the irony
I’m so messed up I sent my therapist to therapy

As I
got up from the chair where I sat by the couch He said to me
could you sit back down
And I could see as I turned around
Really needed someone that he could talk To now
Said
Thought that I’d seen it all Turns out I was wrong

Wish I could help you out You’ll have to be strong

Oh Well
The mood just changed He started acting strange
this was our next exchange He said

I’ll tell you what I’m sorry but I don’t think I can be Of any help
Think I need help now’s what he said to me Might even need it more than me now
Oh the irony I’m so messed up I sent my therapist to therapy

I’ll tell you what I’m sorry but I thought I’d never see A case as bad as yours
Don’t think I have a remedy Think he needs help now Oh the irony
I’m so messed up I sent my therapist to therapy

I went out yesterday to get food from the store And ran into the man from before
Right by the exit door
He stopped me to talk so Said that he went to go And look for some help A funny thing happened And I said do to

Oh and the story is
My doctor found a doctor and his doctor told him

I’ll tell you what I’m sorry but I don’t think I can be Of any help
Think I need help now’s what he said to me Might even need it more than me now
Oh the irony I’m so messed up I sent my therapist to therapy I’ll tell you what I’m sorry but I thought I’d never see

A case as bad as yours Don’t think I have a remedy Think he needs help now Oh the irony
I’m so messed up I sent my therapist to therapy